I hate my iPhone

When,

  • I forget some website’s password and the website sends some cryptic text for the temporary password instead of a reset link. Makes me get off my bed and power on the computer monitor. Come’on Apple, not having copy/paste is like having to sit through Jack Nicholson’s cheesy villainy after watching Heath Ledger’s charismatic madness.
  • I have to search for some old email and it forces me to open Safari->GMail’s iPhone view and enter the keywords 😡
  • Somebody asks me to SMS some-other-body’s phone number. I usually open the other-body’s number, start chanting 9-8-7-6-5, 9-8-7-6-5, press Home, open up the SMS app and type 9-8-6-7-5. Oh my, was it 6-7 or 7-6. Bleh, if only it I was a lesser geek who didn’t mind carrying a pen.
  • When I stumble upon a website that uses Flash for more than videos. Although generally at that moment I curse the website for using Flash 🙂
  • When I return from watching the latest Marvel movie, that drops hints to the Avengers, with a lust to kick some ass. I find the ROM, fire up the NES app and quit trying when I find Captain America jumping here and there instead of throwing the shield. (Yes, I’m talking about the awkward touch-me-and-i-will-press-buttons)
You can't imagine how hard it was to capture this.

You can't imagine how hard it was to capture this.

  • When I call up some customer care service and fumble while switching from call view to keyboard view to enter some stupid series of numbers.
Try doing this without the speaker on.

Try doing this without the speaker on.

  • When random people ask me, “What phone is that?”, and there go 15 minutes of my otherwise cheerful life.
  • When these random people, with my iPhone in their hands, say, “Wow, it looks hawt, how’s the video quality?” (For the naive readers, iPhone does not record videos)
  • When I wake up from bad dreams wherein doctors were finalizing on a name, “Chirag Gupta’s injury”, for the syndrome when your thumbs are permanently stuck at a weird angle from all the scrolling 😛

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  2. Karan says:

    Hi chiku,

    i love the name, woikr … and nice theme. Karry on!

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    Hi Geeku,

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  4. Nimesh says:

    Nice initiative chirag. Keep up the good work. 🙂

  5. Dee says:

    Sounds like you haven't jailbroken yours yet. Maybe then you would enjoy it a bit more.

  6. chirag says:

    @Karan, Amritash and Nimesh: Thanks!

  7. chirag says:

    @Dee: I have jailbroken. Didn't you see that I installed NES!

    In fact ,without that I'd hate it even more 🙂

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  9. Rohan says:

    gr8 work if only all the iphone crazed ppl could read the reality

  10. Chirag says:

    @Rohan: Thanks!

    But I have to say that despite the reality, I love my iPhone more than any phone I ever had 🙂

  11. Atul says:

    Sahi hai bhai sah

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  14. cowboz says:

    ur retared how u forget password shit mofo iphone best stupid restore ur damn thing

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